Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag people.

1.) Your name: Shira

Hebrew for "song" or "poem". As a name it is very spiritual since song is considered the language of the soul.
They named the baby Shira.

[there's actually two entries, and the second made me go wtf, so I'm putting it here now]

a noun, widely in use worldwide in the Software development and QA community meaning:
"One whose iGoogle sux so bad that everything wrong in this world can be blamed on that one."
Saddam Hussain was a Shira
Politicians are Shira
"I saw your iGoogle, you are a shira!"

[D: wut?!]


2.) Your age: 14


A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88.
"14/88 forever!", shouted the skinhead.

[.....what PS I am also including the second entry of this one]


The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*

[:c she slapped me]

3.) What should you be doing: Eating

eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)
v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats
v. tr.
1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
3. Informal. To bother or annoy
4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting

[all of the above >D]

4.) Favorite color: Grey

A type of extra terrestrial being (alien). Usually the most common amongst alleged abductees. Also the type most commonly connoted with the Rosswell, New Mexico crash site.

Some believe Greys are of the same species of alien as Reptilian. This is debatable.
The Rosswell, NM crash site yielded several aliens. They were all Greys.

[fuck, I remember reading about those and other scary beings like those D: I got so freaked out]

5.) Birthplace: Your Face

The ultimate comback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you.....also something you can say if you dont know what to say. When someone asks you a question, you can say "YOUR FACE!" This saying will also get your friends or ANYONE pissed, and leave.
person 1 : your fat
person 2 : your FACE is fat!
person 1 : Your ugly!
person 2 : Your FACE is ugly!!
person 1 : well.....YOUR STUPID!
person 2 : YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!
person 1 : (Runs away crying)
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person 1 : Hey guys look at the cow!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : hey who wants to go to the movies today?
person 2 : ...........YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : Did you do your homework?
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : SHUT UP! im asking you a question!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!
person 2 : Yeah and i said YOUR FACE!
person 1 : GOD DAMMIT, BITCH!!
person 2 : ok i'll stop........YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : fuck you bastard!! (Leaves)
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person 1 : man, im tired.......
person 2 : shut up!
person 1 : YOUR FACE SHOULD SHUT UP!
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(playing video games)
person 1 : HaHa im beating u!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : doesnt matter im STILL beating you!
person 2 : Your face!!!!
person 1 : God enough!
person 2 : YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : FUCK!! (Stops playing, and leaves)

[....that was long. bad choice.]

6.) Month of your birth: August

The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!

[dude, learn to spell. D: eigth? moth???]

7.) Last person you talked to: Sophia

a femme fatale. with intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl" like LL's cut. Usually nicknamed Sophia or Phia. Very friendly, a down-ass chick, book smart and full of wisdom.

Uses "both eyes to see" the world

a wifey type that can make a man satisfied. cook good, look good and feels good.

A one of kind girl, rare to find and once you find it hold on to it till eternity.
That girl's a "Sophia", all I want in a woman. Curves like Sophia Loren, sexy prowl like Sofia Vergara, can freak you like the porn star Sophia Santi.

[hahahaahahaaaa XD]


8.) One of your nicknames: Sushi

A Japanese dish made with a lump of rice and sweetened vinegar wrapped around a vegetable slice, or a fish slice. Often there is a piece of seaweed wrapped around the entire thing, but not always. Also, the vegetable or piece of fish can be on top of the rice with the seaweed wrapped around vertically.
Wow, that sushi bar uses the freshest artichokes for their sushi!

[......okay]

I TAG SOPHIA LOLOLOLOLOL

HOW MUCH DO YOU COST?

Natural Hair Color
[] Black - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Red - $75
[o] Brown - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other - $2

Eye Color
[] Brown - $150
[o] Green - $75
[] Blue - $50
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15

Height
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[o] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[] Under 4'9 - $45

Age
[] 41 to 50 - $150
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[o] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order
[] Twins (or more) - $300
[] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[o] Second Born - $150
[] Middle Child - $100
[] Last Born - $200
[] Third Born - $100
[] Fourth Born - $100
[] Fifth Born - $375

Drink?
[o] No - $400
[] Only holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle


Total so far | $790

Vision
[] perfect vision - $300
[] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them-$200
[] No correction - $100
[o] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $135


Family's Car Color(s)
[oo] White - $2,000(TWO WHITE CARS, YES)
[] Maroon - $800
[] (Copper) Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Pink - $475
[] Black - $450
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0

Shoe Size
[] Over 13 - $300
[] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 10.5 - $650
[o] 7 to 10 - $600
[] Under 7 - $550

Total so far | $5440


Favorite Colors (3)
[o] Green - $750
[o] Black - $600
[] Red - $800
[] Yellow - $475
[o] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $ 50

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[] On Some - $750
[o] No - $1000

Total so far | $7840

How many people are you going to tag?
[] Over 61 - $250,000
[] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[] 11 - 20 - $1,000
[o] 1 - 10 - $500
[] 0 -$500

TOTAL: $8340
Yay I beat Kelly AND Logie :3

I TAG SOPHIA

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Shira
2. Sushi(not really anymore..)
3. Sheerba(also, not anymore)
I HAVE LIKE ZERO NICKNAMES

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Shira Pancakes
2. Raccoonthepirate
3. yellowbluerainbow
YOUDIDN'TSAYWHATFROM
SO I DID GAIA AND AIM AND NEOPETS LAWLZ D:

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes
2. My eyebrows c;
3. My boobs LOLWUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My thighs :0
2. Sometimes my hair is a betch
3. My...fingernails? D;

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. FILIPINO ROAR
2. SPANISH ROAR
3. UKRAINIAN/RUSSIAN ROAR

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Teddy...bears... >_> They're evil, srsly
2. SOMETIMES DURING THE NIGHT I HEAR NOISES AND I GET SCARED
3. um...KELLY

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. LAPTOP, OH HOW I LOVE YOU
2. OXYGEN. IT'S OXY-LICIOUS
3. A toilet

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. My pretty pretty sweatshirt that matches Sophia's <3
2. My pretty pretty shirt that happens to be maternity and no I am not expecting
3. EARRINGS

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. LOOOOOOVE
2. NOT NICK C.
3. A PERSON. A CERTAIN PERSON.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. I LIKE SOMEONE
2. I'VE BEEN TO CANADA
3. I LOVE BROCCOLI WITH A BURNING PASSION

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. I KINDA LIKE WHEN THEY'RE KINDA TALL BUT NOT SO TALL THAT YOU GO WTF WHERE'S YOUR FACE I CAN'T SEE IT
2. NOT NICK C.'S FACE. WHY DO I KEEP MENTIONING MY FRIEND'S EX BOYFRIEND? I AM CRAZY. I MUST SECRETLY BE IN LOVE WITH MY FRIEND.
3. UMM..NOT MOOBS?

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. See someone. :0 I WONDER WHO.
2. Eat ice cream. ALL THE WAY DOWNSTAIRS WTF
3. TURN BACK THE CLOCK BECAUSE I LIKE JUST MISSED 11:11

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. My mom used to be all OMG YOU SHOULD CONSIDER ARCHITECTURE LAWL YAY and I was like umm... D: That's cool and all, but I can't even liek draw buildingz0rz.
2. HOUSEWIFE. LAWL YAY.
3. HOBO. A SEXY ONE.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
2. Germany.
3. Ummm...ummmm....CANADA

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Erin
2. Ryan
3. Kyo

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get a boyfriend. D:
2. Go downstairs and eat ice cream
3. Umm...kick Nick? LAWL THAT RHYMED.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I..like.....clothes?
2. I like to be pretty? D;
3. I'm bad at math. Wait, that's a lie.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. I'm a pervert WHY AM I SAYING THESE THINGS.
2. NEECHAN,
3. I SAY ROARRRRRRRRR TO YOU


Wtf that was weird. D: Why'd I do this, Kelly? WHY?!

THREE PEOPLE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:

No one. D: I hope this quiz disappears off the face of the earth. FOREVER. Take it if you want :]

"If you comment, I'll give you a letter of the alphabet, and you have to make a journal and list TEN THINGS you like starting with the letter I give you."

First Klexyl said T, but I was all nowaiz, so now I'm doing M. :'D

1. Monocles ;o
2. Mochi ice cream
3. Moneyyy
4. Moe Kare
5. Mana
6. Miyavi
7. ...Maxis? D: (Yay Sims)
8. MANGA (I'm a genius)
9. Melon
10. Maple(maple trees, maple leaves, maple syrup, maple candy)

YAYYAYYAY

Today was my birthday. Yeah. C:

Yup. : D August 18th.